Rules to live by.

The rules I live my life by:
1. Always do the right thing.
2. Always wash your hands.
3. Dont forget to ride off into the sunset.
4. Dont get involved with elected official’s daughters.
5. Always tip your server.
6. Dont piss off your nurse.
7. Never look the other way.
8. Hold people wearing a badge to a higher standard.
9. The media probably got it wrong.
10. Everyone deserves at least one person to defend them, even if they’re incorrect.
11. All women are crazy, so when you find one whos neuroses you like, hold on to her.
12. Never forget your mama’s birthday.
13. Speak for those who cant speak for themselves.
14. When it doubt, kick it to 4 low.
15. Always carry a pair of gloves.
16. Dont forget your charger.
17. Dont hit people unless they deserve it.
18. No matter how bad your life is going, someone will always be worse off.
19. Always have one sanctuary.
20. Always keep your boots within reach.
21. Family comes first. Even if they arent related.
22. If you die saving someone today, you cant save someone tomorrow.
23. Dont forget to eat.
24. Share what you have.
25. Dont taste unknown powders.
26. Keep your finger off the trigger.
27. Words before getting physical.
28. Sometimes physical is the only option.
29. Sometimes the right, just choice isnt the best choice, but do it anyway.
30. Do what you need to do to come home at the end.
31. Know when to let go.
32. When you love someone, love them for who they are, not who you want them to be.
33. Never date the waitresses who work where you hang out.
34. One project at a time.
35. Dating the hottest girl in the room is always a bad idea.
36. Do not fuck with bears. Especially cute bears like koalas and pandas.

Been writing and adding to these since I graduated high school.
It occurs to me that they’ve never been posted outside of my personal journal.
Maybe this can help others.

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