15. August 2010 by [JP].

The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted
thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental
inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.
Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage.
Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and
possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the “greenhouse effect.”
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream,
lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global,
and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has
caused millions of dollars of property damage in the US.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains
contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done
to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is
extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution,
or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic
health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military
organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing
multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations.
Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a
highly sophisticated underground distribution network.
Many store large quantities for later use.

Visit www.dhmo.org for more information.

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15. August 2010 by [JP].

The rules I live my life by:
1. Always do the right thing.
2. Always wash your hands.
3. Dont forget to ride off into the sunset.
4. Dont get involved with elected official’s daughters.
5. Always tip your server.
6. Dont piss off your nurse.
7. Never look the other way.
8. Hold people wearing a badge to a higher standard.
9. The media probably got it wrong.
10. Everyone deserves at least one person to defend them, even if they’re incorrect.
11. All women are crazy, so when you find one whos neuroses you like, hold on to her.
12. Never forget your mama’s birthday.
13. Speak for those who cant speak for themselves.
14. When it doubt, kick it to 4 low.
15. Always carry a pair of gloves.
16. Dont forget your charger.
17. Dont hit people unless they deserve it.
18. No matter how bad your life is going, someone will always be worse off.
19. Always have one sanctuary.
20. Always keep your boots within reach.
21. Family comes first. Even if they arent related.
22. If you die saving someone today, you cant save someone tomorrow.
23. Dont forget to eat.
24. Share what you have.
25. Dont taste unknown powders.
26. Keep your finger off the trigger.
27. Words before getting physical.
28. Sometimes physical is the only option.
29. Sometimes the right, just choice isnt the best choice, but do it anyway.
30. Do what you need to do to come home at the end.
31. Know when to let go.
32. When you love someone, love them for who they are, not who you want them to be.
33. Never date the waitresses who work where you hang out.
34. One project at a time.
35. Dating the hottest girl in the room is always a bad idea.
36. Do not fuck with bears. Especially cute bears like koalas and pandas.

Been writing and adding to these since I graduated high school.
It occurs to me that they’ve never been posted outside of my personal journal.
Maybe this can help others.

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