Heres the new, new, revised, modified plan for tonight…

1. Send a semi-flirty good night text message to a girl.
2. Shower.
3. Shave.
4. Finish my soda.
5. Make sure the drill is on the charger.
6. Wash bottles.
7. Put sign on door to remember the drill and charger.
8. Print out work order.
9. Put formula powder into two bottles ready for tomorrow in case Julie needs to stick one in his mouth.
10. Get in bed.
11. Put on the “imaginary pants” like Mai called them.
12. Watch the next episode of CSI:NY on this dvd.
13. Set alarm.
14. Go to sleep.
15. Wake up.
16. Wake kid up, Stick bottle in mouth if he hasnt had one in the last 2 hours.
17. Change said kid.
18. Remember the damn drill.
19. Change this away message with the “job site” one.
20. Go to Santa fe and work.

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